This spoof never gets old.
(Source: fadingfaye)
Tracks
Come and play.
Tower Hill.
But how should I sign it?
Jim
He’ll know that’s me, right?
But what if he knows another Jim?
Oh, god. What if he thinks it’s that idiot serial killer Stabby Jim from Manor Park? I hate that guy. Why does he have to be named Jim? Why haven’t I killed him yet?
Maybe if I…
Jim (from the pool)
No. Just—I can’t. No.
Jim M.
That’s better.
Unless Sherlock thinks it’s my brother. Does Sherlock know I have a brother? He might know I have a brother. Why does my brother have to be named Jim? Why does everyone have to be named Jim? Why haven’t I killed everyone yet?
Okay, okay. Calm down. You’re overthinking this. Just keep it simple.
JM
He’ll know who I am. Of course he’ll know who I am. Unless he thinks John’s having trouble telling his Ws from his Ms again. Ha ha ha. I love how stupid ordinary people are.
Initials. Short and to the point. That’s what Sherlock would do.
Crap.
That’s exactly what Sherlock would do. That’s what he always does—“SH”.
What if he thinks I’m copying him?
Dammit, dammit, dammit.
Jim Moriarty
Fine.
I’ll just put my whole name.
…
Seems kind of impersonal, though.
Jim Moriarty x
There.
Perfect.
Now should that have a full stop at the end, or…?
Jim Moriarty x.
> SEND MESSAGE
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Why did I do that?
I shouldn’t have added a full stop.
Now he’s looking at the full stop, and he’s judging me.
(Source: egp10990)
you know, sometimes I feel like our presidents/ prime ministers are like our parents,
and obama’s like the really cool dad who cracks funny jokes and always remembers your name and doesn’t mind picking you and all your friends up from parties really late.and then new zealand’s prime minister is over here like;
“omg dad ur so embarassing stop it”
I will reblog anything with that picture of John Key on it
#And then Britain said #give that man an olympic torch #Matt Smith #Britain’s biggest idiot #now with more fire
(Source: thesarahjanesmith)
(Source: wakaflakakid)
Ladies and Gentlemen - the future King of the United Kingdom.
#kate is trying so hard to get it right #and will is like FUCK IT #MY BROTHER WAS NAKED IN THE PAPERS #I CAN HAVE THIS ONE THING
(Source: british-royals)
I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set
(Source: eisenberries)
