you know, sometimes I feel like our presidents/ prime ministers are like our parents,
and obama’s like the really cool dad who cracks funny jokes and always remembers your name and doesn’t mind picking you and all your friends up from parties really late.
and then new zealand’s prime minister is over here like;
“omg dad ur so embarassing stop it”
I will reblog anything with that picture of John Key on it
so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers
they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag
i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order
a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right
a group of unicorns is called a blessing.
A group of eagles is called a congregation or convoation.
A group of crows is a murder.
A group of owls is called a wisdom or a congress.
A group of ravens is called a conspiracy
A group of peacocks is called an ostentation.
In conclusion, birds win.