LIKE A BOSS

nezzer:

sealavenderinajamjar:

you know, sometimes I feel like our presidents/ prime ministers are like our parents,
and obama’s like the really cool dad who cracks funny jokes and always remembers your name and doesn’t mind picking you and all your friends up from parties really late.

and then new zealand’s prime minister is over here like;

“omg dad ur so embarassing stop it”

I will reblog anything with that picture of John Key on it

heyfunniest:

buttfrump:

so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers

they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag

i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here

wait…

what’s this?

…

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sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

cas-get-into-my-ass:

caswantsthed:

#Remember that time God told his angels to love humans more than they loved him

#And then one of them actually did

moriartys-tiger:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

on a scale of matt smith to benedict cumberbatch how weird is your name

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

gallifrey-feels:

insanepoet9:

thebraveandmischievous:

rnedia:

a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right

a group of unicorns is called a blessing.

A group of eagles is called a congregation or convoation.

A group of crows is a murder.

A group of owls is called a wisdom or a congress.

A group of ravens is called a conspiracy

A group of peacocks is called an ostentation.

In conclusion, birds win.